Short Circuit

I just watched Short Circuit, a movie about a robot that becomes “alive” that was released in May 1986 (before my birth). It’s amazing how well the animatronics are on such an old classic movie. It’s also good funny movie. If you have Comcast, its on On Demand under Free Movies

Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

So I rented Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe from Gamefly the other day. While the game is a good game, its not a great game, due to way to many drawbacks:

  • Like all superhero-based video games, not all of the superhero’s powers are available to you. For instance, all of the flying superheros can’t fly, and some superheros have been seriously neutered, like Green Lantern.
  • The story is kinda weak, the concept is an interesting, but not well executed well upon.
  • During Story Mode, you cannot do Fatalities or the DC equivalent, Heroic Brutalities.

Going to Fan Expo 2007!

So, today is the opening day for Fan Expo 2007, so I get a day off from work, and a day to have fun. We would be going in at 2 PM, but sadly, the friend of Andy’s that came did not buy a ticket in advance, so we have to go in at 4 PM :(.
Adios anyways!

Calories

I thought you would enjoy this:
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after “original and proprietary” research the results are in:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent………………………….12 Calories
Without her consent……………………..2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………………..8 Calories
With one hand……………………………12 Calories
With your teeth…………………………485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………………….6 Calories
Without an erection…………………….3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris…………………8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot……………….4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary………………………………..12 Calories
69 lying down…………………………….78 Calories
69 standing up…………………………..812 Calories
Wheelbarrow……………………………..216 Calories
Doggy Style……………………………..326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………………2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real……………………………………112 Calories
Fake…………………………………..1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging…………………………………………..18
Calories
Getting up immediately……………………………………….36
Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately………..816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years………………………………36 Calories
30-39 years………………………………80 Calories
40-49 years……………………………..124 Calories
50-59 years…………………………….1972 Calories
60-69 years…………………………….7916 Calories
70 and over…………………………Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………………..32 Calories
In a hurry……………………………….98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door………5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door……..13,521 Calories
How many calories are you burning?!