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Pretty Promise (Lie) by Sarie
Over and over again Iâll trip
Over your pretty lies
That you disguise as a promise
Laced with the thought of bliss
Whispers toned with smiles
Told the pretty promises
Of what youâll do for me
All fake; but I didnât see
Along his way to save me
He lost his shining way:
My crimson knight
And left me without a smiling light
My friend Sarie wrote this. She gave me permission to repost it. She originally posted the poem here.
- I might be getting a job at Best Buy's Geek Squad soon. I really could use the money right now!
- I'm spending the weekend of October 1st with my friend Jen Jen. I'm so excited!
- I'm going to the Nintendo Fusion Tour on October 16th, as well as the Death Cab for Cutie tour on October 29th.
Yay, I might make some money now!
I thought you would enjoy this:
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................................................18
Calories
Getting up immediately..............................................36
Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
How many calories are you burning?!
I just got a checking account & a savings account at Lockheed Georgia Employees' Federal Credit Union. $500 in checking, $50 in savings. Highlight of my day.
Big screen & xbox is awesome
I finally have a working air conditioner for my car. W00TAGE!
I'm sick. I've been sick. I was sick yesterday, on Labor Day, and thus did not goto the BBQs I had planned to go on to. I was still sick this morning, and thus did not go to school. Hopefully, it won't count against me that much.
On a better note, my car is currently in the shop getting its A/C fixed, I did my Comp Sci I project, and my best friend is almost 17.
Update:
Kirstea turns 16 in a few months.
The globe at southern polytechnic state university