Will you be my “it’s complicated”?

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Lights of Life

I just took 2 of my cousins (Angel and Harley) to see the Lights of Life at Life University in Marietta, GA. Very pretty Christmas light decorations. It’s free (except for the petting zoo, which is $5), and its drive through in your car.

fan expo 2007

fan expo 2007

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I just got back from my first day at Fan Expo 2007. Lots of shit there. Here’s a photo of Andy Janata (one of the dudes I went with) playing Guitar Hero II on the 360

Going to Fan Expo 2007!

So, today is the opening day for Fan Expo 2007, so I get a day off from work, and a day to have fun. We would be going in at 2 PM, but sadly, the friend of Andy’s that came did not buy a ticket in advance, so we have to go in at 4 PM :(.

Adios anyways!

Calories

I thought you would enjoy this:
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after “original and proprietary” research the results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent………………………….12 Calories
Without her consent……………………..2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………………..8 Calories
With one hand……………………………12 Calories
With your teeth…………………………485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………………….6 Calories
Without an erection…………………….3315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris…………………8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot……………….4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary………………………………..12 Calories
69 lying down…………………………….78 Calories
69 standing up…………………………..812 Calories
Wheelbarrow……………………………..216 Calories
Doggy Style……………………………..326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………………2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real……………………………………112 Calories
Fake…………………………………..1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging…………………………………………..18
Calories
Getting up immediately……………………………………….36
Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately………..816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years………………………………36 Calories
30-39 years………………………………80 Calories
40-49 years……………………………..124 Calories
50-59 years…………………………….1972 Calories
60-69 years…………………………….7916 Calories
70 and over…………………………Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………………..32 Calories
In a hurry……………………………….98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door………5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door……..13,521 Calories

How many calories are you burning?!